Headline of the Day – Freddie Star Hospitalised After ‘Eating Camel’s Toe’ on I’m a Celebrity
by Ashley
A nation was stunned today as it was revealed that the jungle has already bested Freddie Starr. Last night saw the comedian hospitalized after eating a camel toe, following a five course banquet of rotten egg, mealworms, mice tails, pig’s anus and turkey testicles as part of his ‘Greasy Spoon’ Bush tucker Trial. The camel toe was the last straw on the, err, camel’s back and pushed Starr over the edge as he collapsed and was then rushed to hospital.
The incident, reported on the front page of today’s Sun disturbingly echoes The Sun’s infamous 1986 Page One headline when the paper ran a story about a former beauty queen which read: “I’m scared of Freddie because he has eaten a hamster” after the star allegedly put her hamster into his sandwich and ate it. The saga continues.
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